Things That Make Me Laugh

Shit's been busy, give me a break for not posting. Now, on to the list of things that make me laugh:

• Platypus


• Dogma (the movie)


• Dildos


• Children on leashes - clearly, you got on board the fail train in your child rearing efforts


• Midgets


• Religious rights activists arguing porn is bad in the name of women's rights - clearly, men love displaying their sexual prowess and bragging about it, but woe betide the women who do. I just find it funny


• Arguments ending in "for the children" - makes me laugh, right before I write off the arguer as a complete fucking idiot and tell them so to their face or change the channel/webpage/whatever


• LOLCATS


• Howard Stern


• Sarah Palin - not so much for the funny as much as the complete lack of thought


• French people - surrender is always funny


• Abstract art


• Pot


• Seeing a high-school jock as a janitor 10 years later


• Indian software developers (dot, not feather) - oh, their code is fucking funny. On par with Sarah Palin.


• Cops (the show)


• Imaginative suicide plots (ie crazy creative things like taking sleeping pills and crawling into the ceiling above your boss's office so it takes a few weeks before he realizes the stench in his office is your dead carcass caused by his incompetent decisions driving you to such an end)