Saturday, December 5, 2009

Nice Girls Fuck Like Corpses

So, I'm by no means a male whore. I'm not a clubber. I'm not a jock. Not a popular guy. But I've slept with a little over 20 women, and I must say that I have discovered a general rule: The nicer the girl, the lamer the lay.

That sounds like a terrible thing to say, I know. And that rule doesn't go from nicer to bitchier, that rule goes from nicer to crazier. The greatest sex I ever had was from a girl who was abused when she was younger, was a total nut, but man, she could screw like a porn star. It might have taken getting her drunk to do it, but once she was, all bets are off.

Now I'm also not saying there aren't exceptions. I too have fucked a very nice girl, 18 or so at the time, and she was fantastic. Took it like a champ and was appreciative of how I satisfied her as well.

Just a general rule.

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