Sure, I grabbed you and pulled you aside. My bad. I'm sorry for keeping you from getting bulldozed over by someone you had no idea was jogging on the JOGGING track.
Sure, I did it at the grocery store too, right before that car would have hit you.
Yes, I moved your grocery cart that you placed diagonally across the grocery aisle because you're an incompetent, rude, spacially unaware cunt.
Next time, I'll just let you be run over, or knocked down, or wait for someone to say something to you for leaving your cart in the middle of the aisle. I won't keep you from meandering in front of someone who is clearly trying to get around you. I won't prevent you from backing into that nice display of China and porcelain. No, don't worry, I won't stop you again. This time, I'll get yelled at because I DIDN'T prevent an accident. But at least this time, I'll rear back and point out all of these failures on your part that I prevented. Maybe next time you'll shut your fucking mouth and thank me for protecting you.
Dumb ungrateful bitch.
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