Fuck Ford

I've got friends who own Ford vehicles. Every, and I mean every single one of them, has something to bitch about with their vehicle. Something "just doesn't work right".

Why, as smart engineers, can we not come together as a country and develop some extremely kick ass cars? My vehicle, German made, is amazing. Good gas mileage, great vehicle, and I'll take my business back to them over and over again.

I will never. Ever. Buy a Ford because they build their components to "expire". Guaranteed maintenance income, guaranteed pissed off customer.

Fuck you American failure, give me a solid car that makes me be proud to be an American. Give me a car that makes the Germans cry. Give me a car that gets 50 MPG, can use electric, gas, solor, any/all of the above, comfortable, built in GPS, voice commands, safe, awesome stereo, and lasts till my grand kids die. This is 2010. Buy American? When I can afford to.

Fat People

Deal with it. It isn't a disease. It isn't a handicap. You being lazy is no reason to receive special privileges. Sure, if you have a thyroid problem, I can respect that. That's a handicap. But even those people hate fat people, because given the chance, those with thyroid problems wouldn't give their bodies a chance in hell to become so overweight they can't move.

Chain smokers and alcoholics are on par with fat fucks, yet fat fucks expect pity. Addiction to smoke, booze and food, is all the same: an addiction to something unhealthy that we all know is unhealthy. You'll get get no sympathy from me, just as an alcoholic and chain smoker won't. Sure, if you need help, you can get it. But if you don't want it, it doesn't do any good to force it on you, and you fat fucks are surrounded by people who are willing to help. Visit a local fucking gym.

Oh, and health insurance, they should be able to discriminate against that shit. If it costs three times as much to perform a surgery because you're so fucking fat it takes hours to cut through layer upon layer of goo in your fat hide, you should pick up 2/3 of the tab. I, as a health care purchaser, should not have to pay extra because Americans are becoming lazy and obese.

Go choke on a donut encased in a pizza shell, you fat lazy fucks.

General Population

I just can't go to the grocery store on Sundays. I don't know what it is, I don't know why, but I swear the fucking nutcases all decide they need food on Sunday. The complete social selfish cocksuckers. Here are the people you will meet on Sunday at the common grocery store:

• Parents who have their child on a leash..long enough for them to run around you and get you entangled in their sticky, dirty, leash that has been chewed on, drooled on, had candy applied to it, and dragged through mud


• Little old ladies who think it is socially acceptable to park their cart diagonal across the lane while they ponder the meaning of their ancient existence or review the label of prune juice


• Children who have no idea who you are, but are completely comfortable punching you, running around your cart, inspecting your carts contents, screaming, and crying


• People who don't realize you're trying to get around them while they chat on their cell phone about how they anally rape themselves in the middle of the night with toothbrushes


• Illiterate or math deficient drones who either can't count to 10 or can't read as they clearly have a cart full of shit in the express lane


• And my favorite, the mass litter breeders who bring their 10 kids ages 1 to 12, none of them parented, and can cause a traffic jam at every corner and yet surprisingly always manage to find a way to the next item on my list before I do